February 2012
129 posts
Next Room
dearoldlove:
I told you all I ever wanted was for you to be happy even if it wasn’t with me, but when I hear you laughing with her in the next room all I can do is cry and wish I was in her place.
*him
Meaningless Tunes
dearoldlove:
I hate that all my favorite songs are meaningless now that I’m over you.
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12. Stop thinking you’re not ready.
– Nobody ever feels 100% ready when an opportunity arises. Because most great opportunities in life force us to grow beyond our comfort zones, which means we won’t feel totally comfortable at first.
morning
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours
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Boy: Bro, can I use your phone to call my girlfriend?
Friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial.
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
